It's the Great Halloween UTI, Charlie Brown!
Screen Shot 2012-10-31 at 12.36.18 PMI'm actually a bladder infection virgin.
Or at least, officially anyway.
There was the time in college where I discovered orgasms and ended up at the health center. But the nurse practitioner only prescribed beets, cranberry juice, and hand jobs.
And as much as you think that I, the Mominatrix, have sex all the time, let me remind you that I have four children.
Yes, I know how they got here (original question, thanks for that one, smartasses), but it only takes one time. Or four, in my case.
And my husband travels. And we don't get much sleep.
Did I mention we have four kids?
But apparently when you raise the amount of intercouse from a couple of times a month IF YOU'RE LUCKY to a few HELL NO SLEEP IS FOR PUSSIES, and forget the ever important post-coital pee because you're old and fall asleep, you end up at the CVS Minute Clinic pissing in a cup without your insurance card. europehouse.org
So I've decided to send the bill to our marriage counselor because when she told us all the things that could happen to us once we started therapy she never told me about UTIs.
